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Happy Birthday Bill

Well, finally you're 55. Can you believe it? You're a senior now and you can retire! Oh wait, you already did that. But now you can sell your house up in the cold North land and move to a warm and sunny climate. And now you can even buy a home in one of the fancy dancy neighborhoods that only sells to seniors over 55. Oh wait, you already did that. Billy, you're not really leaving very many milestones in your bucket list. But you do have those 120F degree summers to look  forward to. Here's to hoping you have a really fun birthday and already have your taxes done (they're due today ya know) so you don't have to worry about that.

P.S. now that you're old I won't tease you about those big nerdy sunglasses any more.


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